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capitulate

This is the end. My tBoW friend. The end. Google’s share price is in free fall because people who use web services, you know, those of us who still log on and check out a site like The Best of Wines, are declining. Like we needed one more reminder we are in decline. The rise of mobile apps is the decline of web traffic. Here is one article on the subject.

I am now posting wine reviews on Delectable. It’s a phone app. So simple. Solace for the exhausted especially with an attention span growing shorter by the moment. I suggest you do as well: HouseMaus, Dotore [ed. he will NEVER EVER do this], especially IGTY [ed. he’s more likely than Dotoré to call me an idiot]. Switching to mobile is a natch for EJohnson, Le Large (aka Larjnez neis se pas), and the TashMeister. I would guess Stacie Hunt is already there. I will follow all a dems. Especially the Young Uns: PeeWee, Sawa Em and Trisha. Go forth and post.

Delectable is pretty cool. Kris B turned me on (generational patois) to Delectable. It is so simple. Keep your cell phone handy. Snap and post. I cannot tell you how to follow me. Perhaps Kris B will ‘splain.

I am considering a new wine blog… I mean “Having said that…” … I am thinking about starting a new wine blog (the Wine Whisperer… wait a bissel) that will discuss topics of interest to tBoW [ed. you gonna need a new handle bra’] like how the collapsing euro is bringing incredible wine deals to the good ‘ole USA. Or phraseology overused or misused in media. Expect coverage of Uncle Fred’s legacy channeled via Mrs. O when it comes to eliminating Distracted Driving.

Keep it Contempo nowhatisain. Maybe something on the films of Luis Bunuel [ed. ferkrisesake shuddup already].

Adieu. Sayonara. Origato. See you on the flip side. With the greatest affection and deepest appreciation… here are the Stones “waiting at a bus stop in downtown LA.”

7 Comments

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    Kris-B says:

    And you resisted Delectable for so long!

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    Doctore says:

    You’re right. I will never do it.
    Adios, mi amigo Baccus!

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    Benjison says:

    When one door closes another envariably opens…

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    mark says:

    Hopefully you will be equally prolific and just as irreverent on Delectable.
    I’ll be looking for you.

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